I was shocked that penises are warm the first time I touched one. I thought it looked strange, then wondered what i was supposed to do with it. I knew about the existence of handjobs and blowjobs, but i had no idea how to give one. And it felt nothing like i had expected. I expected it to be softer, i guess? I was shocked that the shaft of the penis had no hair on it.

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But hey I still love some good dick tho. Bisexual woman here, and I definitely find penises attractive. Dick pics are meh, but in person…guys, I never understood cock worship until I saw him naked for the first time. I was never really into genitals of either flavor until I met him. Maybe it has something to do with the person attached to the penis? But god is his perfection. Yes, I find them very attractive. I find them arousing and attractive too, there was a short period in my life when I browsed a gonewild type sub for big dicks every day. It has to be hard though, limp is a turn off.
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Ah, the dick pic. A miracle of technology? A creepy nuisance?
LeBron James's penis slip. Basically, ABC cameras randomly cut to James adjusting his shorts and tucking in his jersey and as he was pulling out his compression shorts, oh, hello, penis. Justin Bieber's full-frontal penis.